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Now that I’m a little older and a little more in tune to what actually makes for a good relationship, I’ve re-vamped and revitalized this list just in time for everyone’s favorite holiday developed by the greeting card industry. The survivalist, zombie slaying, con-artist is falling in love with a kid who can’t even shoot whiskey? I get that it’s the end of the world so you’ve got slim pickings, but even her little sister knows that Eisenberg isn’t the type of guy her big sister would go for.NOTE: If you and your significant other resemble any of the couples we make fun of, we’re not making fun of you…we’re making fun of fictional characters. The first time I saw ZOMBIELAND, I rooted for these two to get together. The two shared a special moment and the next day she stole his car and took off without warning. "I think we’re up s--- creek without a paddle or a compass." "Our world has gone to hell." "Reality TV to me is the museum of social decay." On kids these days…
But then they get out into the real world and it’s like, 'S---, maybe it’s not all about me,' and that leads to narcissism, depression and anxiety." On political correctness… I think it’s like, take a f-----g joke." On Mel Gibson’s infamous comments about Jews… The policeman who arrested him has never used the word n----- or that f-----g Jew? But some Jewish guy in his office somewhere hasn’t turned and said, 'That f-----g kraut' or 'F--- those Germans,' whatever it is? "Alec calling someone an F-A-G in the street while he’s pissed off coming out of his building because they won’t leave him alone? But Bill Maher and Jon Stewart can, and nobody’s going to stop them from working because of it." On the Golden Globes… How will the story stack up against the greatest films about business?
"He got drunk and said a few things, but we’ve all said those things. Europe has been a place of battles and political intrigue for centuries.
The awkward kid with no friends or family meets the girl of his dreams and wins her love by saving her life. That’s an impressive act of manipulation, and Eisenberg totally fell for it.
The only time she genuinely shows affection towards him is after he saves her life, meaning “she owes it to him,” right? That’s the cinematic equivalent of a guy being pissed off about the friendzone! Or…you save someone’s life because it’s the right thing to do and don’t expect prizes for not being a jerk? I will hand it to the writers though, you almost tricked me and made me think these two were good for each other.
His partners were Leo Spitz, William Goetz (who'd recently been ousted from 20th Century-Fox) and Nunnally Johnson.